The last time Justin Bieber performed at the MTV Video Music awards back in 2010 he had yet to throw eggs at a neighbour’s house, urinate in a bucket in the kitchen of a restaurant while shouting, “Fuck Bill Clinton!” or get arrested for a DUI. These were more innocent times. A year after that performance his world famous and much copied Lego-esque brown fringe was shorn off, the tattoos were drawn on and, like Samson, his power had gone. Flash forward five years to last night’s VMAs and guess what? The fringe is back, only this time blonder, longer and more unruly.
With the same hue as Donald Trump’s carefree tresses, Justin’s “swoop” was the highlight of last night’s red carpet, a fancy alleyway that also included Miley Cyrus replicating Jodie Marsh’s misuse of a couple of old belts and a woman who showed up as a human pencil. As is the way these days, it didn’t take long for Justin’s “swoop” to, er, sweep through Tumblr, with side by side comparisons made with Victoria Beckham circa 2007; Brad Pitt: The Gwyneth Paltrow Years; Gwyneth Paltrow: The Brad Pitt Years; the extra sister in Tegan & Sara; Ellen Degeneres and, finally, a stylish alpaca.
The fact he then went and performed with a cap on, therefore denying the TV viewers a chance to see the “swoop” in motion is an award show travesty up there with Bad Blood winning Video of the Year over 7/11.